Corrupt a Wish

granted .media disappears from the face of earth.

wish I was the almighty god.

Granted. However, your powers come from the amount of worshipers you have. Since nobody worships you, you fade into nothingness.

I wish everybody got Big Wheels.

what's big wheels?

It's a plastic tricycle toy for kids. They're coming out with adult sized ones.

That sounds like fun.

Granted because it is classified as a kids toy no one wears safty pads and by the time they find out about the defect they all have a scraped knee.

I wish I had the power to control water.

Granted. You become Katara in Avatar, the Last Airbender. However, you suffer terribly from cold while walking through an arctic-like region because the water inside of you freezes.

I wish my life was an anime.

Granted you become Rika Furude from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai

I wish my life was an anime as well.

Granted. You become Zangief's sparring partner in a Street Fighter anime. He needs to perfect his spinning piledriver... on you.

I wish i could catch all the pokemon.

Granted.... but your inexperience with pokemon leads them to attack you...in mass.

i wish I could get out of this series of cartoon related corrupt a wishes.

Granted. They're now only Teletubbies related.

I wish i could hang out with the Teletubbies. 

What is your wish always?

Granted. You instead make a worse move.

I wish everybody got a free gift that they could use, every day.

Granted everyone gets a paper weight with the words "How many trees have you killed today?" written on it.

I wish everyone had a new pair of shiny shoes.

granted..but they are so bright that they blind the pilot of a jet and he lands on your house.

I wish my kids loved vegatable... really wish that.

Granted, but now they hate everything else, such as meat and milk.

I wish I had a pokemon.

You were supposed to corrupt the wish! 

Granted. You get a pokemon that has no control over its powers. You constantly get zapped when you use it.

I wish i had a pool.

If they only eat vegetables it's still not very good for them!

Granted. It is a small, inflatable pool 1.5 square meters.

I wish I could run super-fast.

It's possible to be a vegan and be healthy.

Granted. Your can run 1000x faster, but you also burn 1000x the calories when you run, and still 5x normal when you're stationary. Since you can't afford to buy the food to make up the calories, you turn into a skeleton.

I wish i could leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Granted, but you can no longer make small jumps.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never get fatter or less healthy.