granted.but it is a fake. its really a  message that russia replaced for war because  some how, usa's criminals sabotageted the russian banks.so all men from usa go to war. usa win,but you go too and you got killed.

i wish my next wish & this wish would not be

Corrupted

Granted! They are not and will not be corrupted, but they won't be granted, either.

I wish I owned and lived in a real castle in Europe!

granted, but the castle is so old that it collapses on you in your sleep. I wish that thinking of a wish would be easier.

Granted. Your wish won't be corrupt. However, the genie granting the wishes is corrupt and zaps you for this wish and your next. The genie zaps you again, just because. The third zap disintergrates you.

I wish i had a yacht.

Edit: Granted. Thinking of a wish becomes easier, but people make the wish just before you do.

"I wish I had a yacht". Granted! But, "Had" is past tense! I guess it sunk ...

I wish for true happiness.

Granted... but the cosmic authorities decided 14 centuries earlier that the source of true happiness... is a painful death.

I wish for tennis shoes that can fly.

Granted, but you must play tennis with them.

I wish I had everything I wanted.

Granted, but after becoming satiated and bored with all that you desire and no challenge in life, all you want is nothing.

I wish I had a 1979 Corvette Stingray. Like this one:

Wish granted. However, the wish-granting fairy with hearing problems thought you wanted the majestic sea creature, so she poofed one up, and it zapped you with 18000 kilowatts of electricity.

I wish I was that wish-granting fairy.

Granted, you are now that wish-granting fairy.

I wish that wish-granting fairy with hearing problems who got me zapped by a majestic sea creature instead of giving me that 1969 Corvette Stingray was stripped of wish-granting powers.

Grrr....

LOL

Careful..she has a wand..and knows how to use it!

Granted, but she gets angry and zaps you herself.

I wish I had a PS4

Granted. You get a PS4, but it's an obvious fake. It only plays Atari 2600 games.

I wish i owned every arcade game.

Granted but all the classic systems that you need to play the games are no where to be found.

I wish an awsome hat.

Granted, but you have to steal it to get it and you get jailed for 40 years because it is worth £1,000,000,000,000

I wish I had 99 years diamond membership

Granted! You have 99 years diamond membership to "I Love Lucy Fan club"!

I wish I owned my own business.

Granted your now the prowd owner of a lemonade stand.

I wish I had a super power.