Corrupt a Wish

(indestructable..meaning, cannot be destroyed... unbeatable is what you granted :D)

Granted... you receive one of my delapidated rentals.... and die standing on the porch as it colapsed.

I wish I can go back in time to the late 50's... and watch Boby Fischer vs the russians in blitz. 

Granted! But upon your return, you are tried and found guilty by McCarthy of being a Communist and a Soviet spy!

I wish for no more war.

LOL (well dang.. another victom of Mcarthyism)

Granted... there is no more war but ...(well dang...who wants to corrupt that)

I wish i could fish in the lake behind my house

Granted, but the lake is contaminated with nuclear waste and the fish you catch have 16 eyes.

I wish this wish is not granted.

*if it can't be granted, it can't be corrupted, so THERE!

(dangg... i guess i have to move)

Granted... your wish is not granted... which calls upon cosmic forces that control the granting of wishes and... angry... throw you in the nuclear lake

I wish i can be done studying

Granted, you are done studying. However, you must start doing homework.

I wish I had magical powers.

Granted, but you can't control them and you hit yourself in the face with a fireball.

I wish for a piece of cake that is not poisoned

Granted. The person that ate your cake before is glad you made sure it wasn't poisoned, and eats this piece too.

I wish i'll have cheese pizza for lunch.

Wish granted.

Granted, but you accidently drop it on the floor and step on it.

I wish everyone was happy.

Granted...everyone is SO happy..it becomes the new...sad

I wish my renters would pay on time

Granted. They pay on time, but it's with foreign pennies.

I wish i had an ice cream cone.

Granted, but a fairy licked it earlier.

I wish I had an ice cream cone and that I licked it and gave it to Sunshiny :D

Granted. You get an ice cream cone that a dog licked, and then you licked before giving it to me. I then fed it to that dog. 

I wish i could kick a 70 yard field goal with ease.

(Fixed the run on sentence. Sort of...)

Granted, but you have to dope to be able to and you get banned.

I wish for a chocolate cake

Granted, but a bee lands in your cake before you take a bite. You tongue swells to ten times its normal size and you can never talk again.

I wish I farmed bees.

Granted, but they become Africanized, and chase you relentlessly.

I wish they made more killer bees movies.

Granted, but they make too many and everybody gets bored of them.

I wish I could speak another language.

Granted, but it is an obscure language that only you speak.

I wish I had a mansion.

Granted you abduct someone with the last name Madison and you are arrested soon after.

I wish I had a car that never broke down and lasted for years.