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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

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I think he'll fit right in. Welcome to the site. We're glad you're here. I had the same problem in Scotland. They arrested the entire American Bagpipe Corps. and everyone cheered. So we were forced to unleash the Banjos on them. They melted away like butter.

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The pipes, the pipes.... Gets me misty eyed every time. Oh, Loch Lomond.

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bruh what?

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U got a 100 bucks? $100 check from ur grandmother, thats quit a coincidence. That sounds VERY, VERY familiar. Here's what u should do.....

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Jai Rasta, Mon.

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Hello :)

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wassup