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Hey yall!

Context: So in my high school, there is this talent show type thing every called Mr.Parkland. It's where a bunch of (only) senior guys compete for the title of Mr. Parkland. This is my first year of high school, so I was unfamiliar with this thing. Ok, lets start.

I walked into the Cafeteria, and music was blasting the microsecond I walked in. I find my seat and meet up with a couple friends at our table. The lunch lines were clogged, and I didnt eat the main part of my lunch because it was lowk nasty. A couple minutes after rest of my friend group sat down, i noticed the music stopped. Then, this random guy made an announcement on the microphone. I don't remember exactly what was said, but it was promoting Mr. Parkland. Then the  music started again. And my god, they played the most generic, un unique, basic white girl (no racism) music i have ever listened to. And all the guys were cringely dancing to it on some budget Highschool Musical type stuff.

It was overstimulating and slightly scary at first, but then me and my friends were laughing so hard because it was so unserious. Then one of the guys that had a guitar came up behind me and my friends and started playing. But then i paid attention to what he was singing with it. And I swear, he said almost word for word, "Buy tickets of Mr. Parkland , and I'll get on my knees and bark for you" . This had me and my friends dying. There was also this guy who perpetually had a fake rose in his mouth. They also played the Macarena and THE ACTUAL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL  soundtrack. ♬We're all in this together♬. And beside that, this one guy was getting humped for 10 seconds straight.

Ok, that's all my slow typer self can type. If you have questions or want to express shock, do so below. Bye yall!

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SourNoodleUnU wrote:

If you have questions or want to express shock, do so below

How does the story above relate to General Chess Discussion?

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oh! i forgot to change it, sorry!

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MrChatty never thought I would see you here

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Larry1234567 wrote:

MrChatty never thought I would see you here

Never say never...

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Since when did you just look at people’s forums?

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Larry1234567 wrote:

Since when did you just look at people’s forums?

Since I created this account

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So you were just searching random people’s forums then?

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Larry1234567 wrote:

So you were just searching random people’s forums then?

No, just those who posted off topic stuff in General Chess Discussion

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K

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Mystical twinkal just in the background thinking what in the actual hell is going on here?

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i dont nooooooooooooo

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Oh ok so now you do? Right?

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huh?

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why was bro getting humped

ALSO BASIC WHITE PEOPLE MENTIONED 🤑 🤑🤤 iykyk.. heh

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