Curses!

granted but you drown

i wish for a tin of lincon logs

Granted, my you eat them all and turn into a tree.

I wish for a waterpark

granted but it gets shut down bc health hazard

i wish that 3d printers finished instantly

Granted, but it malfunctions because you printed too many.

I wish to have infinite robux.

granted, but i use them to fix the printer

i wish for a new tin of altoids every time the last one goes empty

Granted, but the luck only lasted for 5 seconds.

I wish for ramsdellc to give me everything in the WHOLE world.

granted, but he does not.

i wish for nothing

Corrupt a wish...

Granted, but since you luck only lasted five seconds you wished for everything, but instead everything turns against you. 
I wish for someone to buy youtube.

Granted, but the person who bought Youtube died.
I wish for a wrecked car.

granted, but its goint to get crushed.

i wish for my other thread to have more topics. this one https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/boom-roasted

Shady Pines, lito

granted, but you get demolished by it

i wish for a longer summer

Woolly commented on it a day ago

Granted but it doesn't have an engine.
I wish for mosquitos to go extinct

granted but your cookies are poisoned

i wish for a life