You are cursed with death at a young age for looking at this post
Curses!
you are cursed with getting run over by a semi truck for cursing me with getting hit by a folding chair
You are cursed to forever be awkward around people cuz I said so
you are now cursed, and you will find big black oily men attractive for the rest of your life.
You are cursed with infinite black market connections, which get you targeted by the FBI, cuz I got cursed 3 times in a row
You are cursed with having rickroll stuck in your head for the rest of you life for being #91
you are cursed, and now find femboys attractive. you must now listen to this enlightening music to cure yourself of said curse.
PRAISE THE CODE.
Curse the person above you for some absurd reason, funny or serious. Specify why they are cursed, too, as well as the curse.
now do this