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BaylorElkinsWiffleBallYT

Post dad jokes here! I'll go first! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing! It was on the house!

2. What type of music do fish listen to? Something catchy!

LilyPaddling
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Vocaloid39

What type of music does a Geologist listen to? Rock music.

CORRUPTION3987
even the mods are coming in…
ChishTheFish

Where do hornets go when they're injured? The waspital.

LilyPaddling
what is your friend in chess called?
Your chess mate!
Max1679
No, checkmate!!!!


Gambitiodic

Knock knock.

Whose there?

Ski Buddy!

Whats a ski buddy? I don’t ski, and you’re not my buddy. Are you menacing me? You need to get off my porch before I call the cops and why is your head coming out of a toilet and spinning around like that?

Skibidi bop dop dop yes yes we don’t want to hurt nobody!

Gambitiodic

Q: Why should a golfer always bring two pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he gets a hole in one!