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Bilbo21 wrote:
Do u want the "nomads" out or you think they should stay?
tough times ahead with all this brexit, otherwise I wood.
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#9
Sorry, I already know how to do all of that.
Let it be predicted that anna_kyznetsov will post at least 5 more threads by next Sunday...
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Whats ur big problem with me?
Sorry, I already know how to do all of that.
Let it be predicted that anna_kyznetsov will post at least 5 more threads by next Sunday...
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Anna_kyznetsov wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:
tough times ahead with all this brexit, otherwise I wood.
Do u want the "nomads" out or you think they should stay?
Nice one, looks like you've moved on quite a bit yourself from Donfrye .
Bilbo21 wrote:
Do understand me, i no understanding you.
Anna_kyznetsov wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:
tough times ahead with all this brexit, otherwise I wood.
Do u want the "nomads" out or you think they should stay?
Nice one, looks like you've moved on quite a bit yourself from Donfrye .
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#13
I assumed asking "should the nomads stay" was in jest, perhaps I overestimated your intellect.
Bilbo21 wrote:
I was trying to say it in a less obvious way. Meaning you would understand but the idiots wouldn't.
I assumed asking "should the nomads stay" was in jest, perhaps I overestimated your intellect.
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DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
Protection from Greek IMs. Hahahaha. Now who could he mean?
NO ONE KNOWS
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#17
I know I know *waving frenetically*
However the charm should carry the warning "ignorance is bliss"
Thanks, I used the wand and it really works. I beat Magnus Carlsen yesterday in 7 moves. Also many girls asked me out. Also now I am rich. Wow.
Good to hear it. In appreciation of your appreciation, I have sent you a trophy !
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Dear Friends,
For I feel I can call you all that. I'm actually Prince Umbongo. I'm writing this to invite you to a once in life time opportunity. I'm due to inherit many millions of pounds, but the bank is holding back on this because I need to supply a small administration fee of £500.
I'm asking in exchange for helping me with this something really worth while - I know you are of good character - I will not insult you by promising you thousands of pounds - because you would rightly think this was a scam. WHICH IT IS NOT !
I'm not offering money, I'm offering far more than that ! It has come to my attention that many young people on chess.com want two things:
1/ To be a grandmaster in what some sceptics think is too short a timeframe.
2/ To have a more successful social life with the opposite sex.
I'm offering these two most desirable outcomes with the Umbongo magic wand and a tasteful Buddha figurine.
This offer is for a limited time. If you take it up by the end of the week I will also give four other free gifts:
a) The rematch gemstone that guarantees another game if you hold it in your left hand and speak the magic words which I will supply.
b) Be able to discern if the other player is actually a woman by a simple incantation.
c) Protect yourself from criticism from Greek IMs on this site who disagree with your game analysis with my magic circle of protection formula.
d) Receive weekly predictions for forum content. Here are a few for free: Within the next few days there will be a new opening invented by a sub 900 player and someone will complain about trolling. You will find yourself asking "How does Umbongo do it !?"
Don't delay. Payments can be broken down into instalments.
Yours sincerely,
Prince Umbongo (AKA Ziggy_Zugzwang )