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Report on Interest Group #2672

Report compiled and created by the Department of Interworld Commerce and Trade. Currently classified. Collaborations with the Imperial Secret Intelligence Agency (ISIA) to find Interest Group #2672 are ongoing.

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Lead Investigator: Stuaerten Ninethui

Summary: Officer Besegvn of Listening Post Q462 captured an advertisement coming from dead space advertising an illegal smuggling operation. Following advertisement is transcribed below. DICT Officers were unable to locate specifically where the broadcast was coming from.

Status: CURRENTLY UNDER INVESTIGATION

Commentary from Lead Investigator:  Ì¶A̶r̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶?̶ ̶A̶l̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶e̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶i̶f̶i̶e̶d̶?̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶l̶a̶b̶o̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶I̶S̶I̶A̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶[̶C̶E̶N̶S̶O̶R̶E̶D̶]̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶l̶a̶b̶o̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶u̶p̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶u̶m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶o̶u̶r̶c̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶F̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶o̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶l̶e̶v̶e̶l̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶i̶m̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶n̶e̶l̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶o̶u̶r̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶v̶e̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶s̶s̶i̶g̶n̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶W̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶m̶u̶g̶g̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶p̶h̶e̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶F̶l̶o̶t̶s̶a̶m̶ ̶C̶o̶m̶p̶a̶n̶y̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶o̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶a̶d̶i̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶a̶.̶ ̶G̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶L̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶P̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶Q̶4̶6̶2̶,̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶g̶r̶i̶e̶f̶.̶

They're apparently an issue now. Great. Been wreaking havoc-minor havoc, but still a small bit of chaos across various locations. Nowhere near the level of any large, coordinated effort, but still enough to be worrisome. I guess we'll have to relegate some more resources to patching up this leaky hole, but for now it remains a small pinprick- not enough to be deadly, but it would be nice to have them exterminated nonetheless.

Transcribed Broadcast:
Hello there living member of the World Tree! Are you poor? In need of a job? Doing nothing with your life? Don't worry! We have the perfect solution for you! We have MULTIPLE high-paying jobs with low entry requirements that are open now! Like right now! Please!

If this sounds interesting to you, then you can check out and hopefully sign up to be employed at our business right now! Um, minor disclosure. We are partaking in activities that one could consider mildly illegal *cough* interworld smuggling independent of the DICT *cough*, but that doesn't matter.

If this job sounds interesting, then follow the instructions coming on screen now to head to our sign up location!

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Yeah now. Like, right now. 

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The visual radio version, what other one?

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Alright, that one. On screen, now.

Censored via order of the Department of Mind-Affecting Phenomena

Also, before you arrive, be sure to fill out the employee form that will be coming on screen right now!

Yes, that one, hurry!

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No, not that form, the employee one.

Yeah, put it on screen now.

Character Sheet:

Name:

Species:

Abilities (Optional):

Items Owned:

Alignment (Optional):

Background:

Extra:

The deadline is soon, so apply and come now! Come on, join the Dimension Hoppers now for the chance to make a ton of money!

[End Broadcast].

Priority Level: LOW

Current Method of Action: Monitoring and active jamming of radio signals by Listening Post Q462.

Extra Notes:  Ì¶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶a̶d̶c̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶a̶r̶b̶y̶ ̶v̶i̶s̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶r̶a̶d̶i̶o̶s̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶m̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶i̶m̶a̶l̶.̶ ̶H̶o̶n̶e̶s̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶b̶o̶d̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶S̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶f̶r̶a̶i̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶?̶

Some recent insider information that's been released to us has painted a more worrying picture. We've dealt with the Jetsam Jettisoners, the Sauteurs de Mondes, and now this little nothing of a threat is beginning to go higher and higher our priority list. While we can't exactly confirm the legitimacy of these new claims, they're beginning to become an issue. I'm going to inform their existence to the DICT bloodhounds looking for another smuggling ring to rip apart, give them something to do.

There is no future without me.

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i will join this tomorrow
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"What who when? Where am I?"

*looks around*

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(bump)

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* looks at her surroundings #

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seems like a good idea to post these

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#6 Wait, I thought chip left forever

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Raphael wrote:

#6 Wait, I thought chip left forever

chat in the ooc pls

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"I feel so small for some reason."

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For one reason or another, all of you have ended up at the edge of the World Tree. Maybe it was deliberate, maybe you heard the advertisement and came to see what all the fuss was about. Maybe it was pure, dumb, star aligning luck that you just so happened to stumble upon the building in dead space at this exact time, at the exact location as the rest of the would-be-employees.

Maybe it was fate.

Anyway, anyhow, you're all here now, in front of an old oaken door in the middle of nowhere, with a paper sign on it that says: Welcome new hires! From the look of it, the door appears to be unlocked, just closed.

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"What WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!?"

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"I-I am M-M-Multi-Purpose E-Extraterrestrial Security a-and S-Surveyal Unit No. S-S-Seven.. Also k-known as M-PESSU-7.. B-B-But you c-can call u-us 'S-Seven' or 'E-E-Ess'..."

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"Oh I'm a bee made from an accident from another plane of reality and I was created from an accident involving me, a scientist, and a multi travel portal. I'm known as the bee of plane creation but I prefer to be called Buzzinga."

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"Introduction a-acknowledged. Nice to m-meet you, Buzzinga."

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"pleased to be with you to MPE7."

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"It's a bit dark in here no?"

*flickers wings*

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"I w-was built with n-n-night vision. The d-dark is not a p-problem for me."

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*fly's on to of their head*

"Then could you be my eye's please?"

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"I s-suppose."

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"Where even are we?"