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I love dogs and I have the craziest stories to tell
I had a dog once. A German Shepherd named Groucho. We got along pretty good. We both liked going for walks, chasing balls at the park, we even barked at the mailman together.
Unfortunately as time went on the language barrier ended up becoming more of an issue than I thought it would. I started taking German language classes at the Community Center but no matter how hard I studied I just couldn't get the hang of it.
Eventually Groucho got fed up with my incompetence and moved out. He says he's living a good life with Mrs. Müller down the road.
Ich vermisse dich, Groucho. Bitte komm zurück.
Just know german shepherd only speak german!?
Stupid Pet Tricks on David Letterman, February 19, 1987...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24kvWa9HC0