could i have a apple tree plz
Epi's Christmas Tree Servicing Company (def legit I swear, bank robbers told me.
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These trees are to expensive! They're not worth their price! I mean, the hot-dog tree is not worth $99!
Epiloque wrote:
anikolay wrote:
These trees are to expensive! They're not worth their price! I mean, the hot-dog tree is not worth $99!
welll yeah, but the other ones are fairly priced. We do need to give our CEOs at least 1 mil per week, how else can we meat those goals?
Ohh... I thought you were the CEO 0.o
Epiloque wrote:
anikolay wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
anikolay wrote:
These trees are to expensive! They're not worth their price! I mean, the hot-dog tree is not worth $99!
welll yeah, but the other ones are fairly priced. We do need to give our CEOs at least 1 mil per week, how else can we meat those goals?
Ohh... I thought you were the CEO 0.o
I am, but I also run it with other dudes, they are called the board and they make about as much as our workers. I advocate for giving as much money as possible to the ceos if this company, which funnily enough there seems to only be 1. huh
Judging by your previous comments, you want to give yourself 1,000,000 dollars -__-
Artem_Star wrote:
may i have 3 minutes of my life back?
NO
no
Dec 2, 2020
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#10
anikolay wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
anikolay wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
anikolay wrote:
These trees are to expensive! They're not worth their price! I mean, the hot-dog tree is not worth $99!
welll yeah, but the other ones are fairly priced. We do need to give our CEOs at least 1 mil per week, how else can we meat those goals?
Ohh... I thought you were the CEO 0.o
I am, but I also run it with other dudes, they are called the board and they make about as much as our workers. I advocate for giving as much money as possible to the ceos if this company, which funnily enough there seems to only be 1. huh
Judging by your previous comments, you want to give yourself 1,000,000 dollars -__-
Meat our goals... lol
nice sla-expert craftsmanship
Dec 2, 2020
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#13
are there any ornaments? If so, I would like to buy 69 of them, 3.14159 Christmas trees, and 69 to the power of 3.14149 lights.
Dec 2, 2020
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#14
Donald trump needs to light up the white house. Oh wait. Biden took over it. Never mind, trump needs to light up his golf courses.
He has more Golf courses than electoral college votes.
Epiloque wrote:
hvenki wrote:
do you grow pumpkin trees too here?
No, we have to buy them from your dad. We can sell some of you want though
$420.69 for a farm of pumpkin trees
sounds legit.
We at Epiloque's Christmas Tree Servicing Company have any kind of tree you want, at the right cost ofc.
How do you know we make quality products? Ask our sl-hard workers that take long, 12 hour shifts each day bc that is the legal limit. Don't worry, they make a few pennies for their hard work.
Trees:
Basic vanilla tree:
$1299.99
Plastic Christmas tree:
$20.99
Brown Christmas tree:
$267.09
Grinch colored tree:
$278.99
For the colored blind or nice people
Blue Christmas tree:
$349.99
The my eyes hurt Christmas tree:
$169.99
The Donald Trump Christmas tree:
The fire tree:
$149.99
The barf colored Christmas tree
The Christmas tree you can leave up after Christmas passes and not feel bad about Christmas tree-what you were going to leave it anyways, might as well look like it belongs:
uhhh let's say $4000, bc you will never need another tree, and you will never need to move it.
Remember:I am leaving it up till Valentine's, I put it up early for Christmas. That is all you have to say.
The blind person's Christmas tree:
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999
you can get it discounted to $999999999999999999999999999999999999998 if you use your cash back rewards system.
The snowy Christmas tree:
$475.75
The hot dog tree; yes you read that correctly.
$99
The cub scout christmas tree
And finally, you guessed it, the chess board Christmas tree:
Out of stock, will be updated when we get more
Look these up, for the most part those are real prices.
Anyways, I am tired after a long days work. Cya!