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I’m the judge woollensock also and imaterpig...
...OK
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What
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Let’s see what it is if is nothing well 0 points
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Well, more of a riddle (but funny). Why is doing nothing so very, very hard?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because knowing when you're done is impossible . . .

(If you are doing nothing, when can doing nothing ever be finished? Maybe not as funny as I thought.)

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(sigh...)

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Imaturpig isn’t judging anymore
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Now it’s tiger
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7619
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A woman is taking a bath when she hears the doorbell ring. She calls, "Who is it?" The man's reply is, "Blind man." So, thinking that the blind man won't notice that she is naked, she climbs out of the tub and opens the door. The very surprised man says, "Uh, so where do you want me to put these venetian blinds?"

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That is a great joke
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Okay first place ryanzhangmiller
After m_connors