Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

unfortunately, the seal told you to look closer at its badge. its initials were Sea.L. it’s a sea lion. your double agent was captured by the Antarctica FBI.

Fortunately you read it wrong and it did spell seal

unfortunately, your double agent is STILL with the fbi

sorry man

Fortunately, the fbi was a joke

Unfortunately, you were in the future , where Antarctic fbi exists

Fortunately, you don't even live in antarctica

unfortunately, i forgot where i was going with this

fortunately, the nursery teacher closed the book, and now it’s free time until our parents pick us up.

Fortunately you get a parrot who is immortal and can be your forever friend.

fortunately you here pretending to be dead

Unfortunately your good pet parrot dies

Unfortunately your pet dog ALSO dies

Fourtunatel6, he lived a good, long life

Unfortunately, you brough a parrot.

(Again)

Fortunately I'm phantom muted

Wait what?

Fortunately you teleported to a universe filled with cute kitties.