Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

unfortunately, he doesn't protect you and you die from the explosion

Unfortunately, you're playing hardcore mode, so when you respawn, you're just a spectator, not really there, just a bodiless ghost, existing in a permanently paused universe with no meaning, nothing dying, nothing being born, just an infinite picture of a world that never moves on. Forever.

Fortunately, you can start a new world.

Unfortunately your computer crashes

Fortunately, you didn't lose any progress

(un?)fortunately there was no progress to lose

Unfortunately you got trapped in bedrock

Unfortunately you lost power

Unfortunately Caseoh did jumping jacks nearby, roll for dexterity to avoid your collapsing house

Unfortunately he went to pushups and pushed earth out of orbit, and directly into the sun

Unfortunately the mass of caseoh created a black hole large enough to draw in the entire planet, with only one weakness…

Unfortunately this joke is getting old so the whole caseoh thing goes away and everyone abandoned a healthy ship

fortunately I'm alive