unfortunately, your cellmates are planning an escape that will happen before your next meal
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Aug 4, 2025
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#1743
Fortunately, you find a flake of uranium, giving you all of the calories you need.
fortunately im too cute to steal from
Unfortunately I already stole from you
Fortunately I prevent u from stealing it
Aug 5, 2025
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#1749
Fortunately SNO gets sent to a court in a different locale and is sentenced to have his hands lopped off.
Unfortunately I’m quite confused and don’t know what to say
Unfortunately he got shot instantly
Aug 5, 2025
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#1752
Fortunately you get divine inspiration as to what to say, and declare: “Now is your chance to shine like a banana with a BIG plastic fork!”
Unfortunately they were robots sent to kill us
Ahh u beat me to it
Unfortunately you slipped on a banana peel and somehow went flying off a cliff
Fortunately, the train was a toy
Fortunately, nuh uh