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Fortunately, nuh uh

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unfortunately, your cellmates are planning an escape that will happen before your next meal

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Fortunately, you find a flake of uranium, giving you all of the calories you need.

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Unfortunately prison guard finds the flake and takes it away

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fortunately im too cute to steal from
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Unfortunately I already stole from you

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Fortunately they stole the fake flake.
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Fortunately I prevent u from stealing it

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Fortunately SNO gets sent to a court in a different locale and is sentenced to have his hands lopped off.
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Unfortunately I’m quite confused and don’t know what to say

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Unfortunately he got shot instantly
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Fortunately you get divine inspiration as to what to say, and declare: “Now is your chance to shine like a banana with a BIG plastic fork!”
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(A reference to the add-3-words thread)
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Unfortunately, they all got hit by the train

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Unfortunately they were robots sent to kill us
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Ahh u beat me to it
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fortunatly they ressurected from death

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Unfortunately you slipped on a banana peel and somehow went flying off a cliff

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Fortunately, the train was a toy
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Bro everyone is beating me to it