Funny Joke

Blondes and Crabs

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and 
 asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the 
 box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that 
 he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, 
 mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to 
 rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing 
 in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would 
 the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" 
 Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Not all blondes are dumb.