Gain a Superpower, Ruin the Superpower

I can stop time

But at the moon

U can eat fast

Unfortunately, your body stops producing saliva (spit), so you can't taste anything.

I can read people's minds.

But only if they can see you I can make eggs like a chicken

But you can only teleport to the opposites genders bathrooms

And I can edit anyone's profile

mubp

bump

I can destroy everthing

but only when you had exactly 91 things at your home.

i can add a zero to anything.

Invisibility or time stop

you cant change the future, because you're always just too late, and knowing how people die will drive you mad eventually. the mind reading works normally, but people start really not liking you

I want to be perfectly skilled at a game after studying it for one hour (sports, board games, including luck based ones, etc.)