Genie wish game

I meant normal like my IRL life, sigh

#62 bro listen here smarty pants, according to you your just expressing your interest for your life to progress as normal, and to live a normal humans life. However that’s already filled with enough pain and hardships so tf u want me to do. Like I mean there are no stupid wishes but come on, wishing for a normal life using your normal is just, meh. :/

#4 why the government lab???😭😭😭

#63 okie dokey, I gave this one a decent chunk of my brainpower and honestly the only possible way I could see this expressed in a negative way is if I only slightly minimised your suffering, and every time I do I charge you part of your lifetime, I think this is more realistic and fair, I mean it’s not like the wish said that I had to try my best?

I WISH FOR RESPAWNING

#65 listen I was a little bit tired and sleepy

I wish for a loaf of bread that regenerates.

#67 bro, fine, every single time you die, you respawn at the previous safe point, meaning if there are no safe points available you immediately go back to the very start when I have you this power. Meaning now you are cursed to live a max of what 90 years after, always repeating this cycle over and over until your brain can’t even fathom the depths of time that you have went there and back. You die a pitiful death locked up in a padded white cell, though only your brain stopped functioning, your body was still alive. I could compare it to a comatose state in which you are permanently brain ded after roughly a few millennia. ☺️

#69 👈hehe funny number. Sorry. Sure you get the bread, but as you take the first bite you realise that tasted like the screaming souls of the condemned in Tartarus, and the tiny bits you swallowed actually regenerated from your stomach, filling your windpipe and ending your miserable life through lack of oxygen, internal bleeding, and major organ failures.

That was pretty fun 🤩

Also the more I hate your wish than the more descriptive my stories will be~ ☺️👍

I wish to have a conversation about the importance of the relationship between a person and a person

#73 bro hated my spawnist self so bad he gave me a gruesome death lol

Wait what spa?

YOU

#74 I mean this is actually pretty nice and wholesome, so I mean, I don’t really wanna do this one. If you insist I’ll try my best but if you got another one I’m listening. :)

Oh it wasn’t that bad I mean have you seen the plague one…?… oh wait I see why that spawn thing was so bad. Yk I thinks it’s just cause I have trauma from that one Roblox came called “test this game” or something like that

I wish for a steak

#80 well boy oh boy do you get a steak. I will grant you an 60 pound t bone steak and make it appear right in front of you on a silver platter with beautiful utensils. Too bad it makes a massive hole in wherever your living, which definitely lets you experience that beautiful British weather. But just as you were staring out through the gaping hole in your roof at the abyss of black clouds, the windows of heaven open and you are suddenly drenched in water. As you try to retreat to a dry corner of your now destroyed living space, lighting strikes you with an 90 degree curveball. Too bad it only leaves you paralysed from the neck down. Luckily your kind family are willing to watch over you, waiting for you to recover, but the moment you finally managed to regain some sensations from bellow the neck, another crazy curveball (this time it was just a baseball, came rocketing in from the window, shattering it and peppering you with dangerous shards. As you lay on your bed thinking how you fought through over 4 years of surgery and rehabilitation, only to be killed by some sand, you realize that it was all pointless, and might as well accept it. Luckily the nurse runs in and saves you, and you were treated for your wounds. You soon have a miraculous recovery, and just as you get out of the hospital you meet your soulmate. You work day and night at your job in various places to afford your dream life with them, and you managed to work up the courage to text them. You chat together, and realise how you seemed made for each other. Then soon a date was arranged for your first in person meeting since the day of the hospital and you can’t wait, but when you arrived at the restaurant at the arranged time they wasn’t there. You waited and waited, and finally messaged them. They didn’t answer, until after you dmd them like 39 times, only to be hit by a “their’s busy lil bro” crazy. You desperately call them to see if it was a joke, but when they picked up they simply told you that they didn’t want to hang out with an ugly and broke loser like you, saying they already found their real soulmate. You were so shocked that the bite of steak you were chewing on went down the wrong pipe, and you died in agony on the rich carpet of the restaurant. How was that~ pookie 🥰