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My theory is that gnus is just internet slang for genius.

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TheChairmaker wrote:

Meanwhile, at a watering-hole not far away.....

 

 

Brilliant! From Birdbox Studios.

Check out their other work on Youtube - especially this one in the car park-hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTWuZav-elY

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Strange...

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Fortunately Canada does not have the same problem with gnus that other countries have. Our problem are the mousse, which cause a terrible mess if you hit one of them while driving. The chocolate ones are by far the worse. Ironically, we have strict laws about how to transport gnus in vehicles, but absolutely no guidance on how to get a mousse from A to B.

I read that the most helpful guide to understanding these amazing creatures is the 1986 documentary film Top Gnu with Cruise and Kilmer. The film won the 1987 People's Choice Award for the Favorite Motion Picture and Tom received a specially made statute and became know as the man with the golden gnu.

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Afraid of a little mouse! Silly Canadians!

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Hey, it's what they do. ;-)

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PlinyTheYoungest wrote:

Fortunately Canada does not have the same problem with gnus that other countries have. Our problem are the mousse, which cause a terrible mess if you hit one of them while driving. The chocolate ones are by far the worse. Ironically, we have strict laws about how to transport gnus in vehicles, but absolutely no guidance on how to get a mousse from A to B.

I read that the most helpful guide to understanding these amazing creatures is the 1986 documentary film Top Gnu with Cruise and Kilmer. The film won the 1987 People's Choice Award for the Favorite Motion Picture and Tom received a specially made statute and became know as the man with the golden gnu.

Apparently mousse can be used as a hair-care product, not sure how that works.  Is it true there's a salon in Toronto that employs mousse as hairdressers?  If so it could go a long way towards explaining the re-emergence of the "mullet" hairstyle.

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Is that a gnu in your pocket ... or are you just blessed? 

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Who knew a gnu could do you too? 

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A gnu would never do? What won't they do?

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We've all got gnumoania! 

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TheChairmaker wrote:
Apparently mousse can be used as a hair-care product, not sure how that works.  Is it true there's a salon in Toronto that employs mousse as hairdressers?  If so it could go a long way towards explaining the re-emergence of the "mullet" hairstyle.

Thank you for mentioning hairdressers. It allows me to segue perfectly into this ...

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I like Trump's hair.

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What hair?

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Oh, I hope so!

Hair to the chief!

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And maybe a lighter shade of spray tan to go with the gnu wave look.  

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That's not spray tan, that's Araldite Hairpiece-Hold, seen here suffering catastrophic failure under the downdraught  from the helicopter Mr Trump has just alighted from.  Extensive wind-tunnel testing did not include the "chopper test", and the results are plain for all to see.  Another waste of cash for the billionaire slaphead.

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***2 day old gnus*** Canada has a gnu prime minister. Trump vs Trudeau at the watering hole would make for some good safari photos.
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Good feral fun!