guys!! cancel the chopper!
goodbye

Hey OTF it's been fun but with a heavy heart I've decided to leave The Off Topic Forums and disactivate this account. Thank you all for the talks, laughs and an entire year on Chess.com but I feel this place is holding me back. I should be focusing on other things no matter how entertaining this place is so farewell. I can write personable goodbyes for those who ask for them.
Where's the /j at the end. Please tell me this is a joke. Please.
Fester, why do you keep doing this? Why spend your life trolling and triggering other people? What drives you to this?
He's completely right though. Many of these threads are troll threads intended to garner attention. I'm not saying Hopper is trolling, but his suspicions are valid.