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I pull up to the McDonald's drive-thru line
My heart starts racing, oh what a time
To indulge in a sweet, creamy cone
But alas, the words I always dread
"The ice cream machine is down", they said
And with that, my hopes and dreams are gone
No matter the day, the time, the place
The machine seems to be in constant disgrace
It's become a joke, a mockery of sorts
A never-ending cycle of broken reports
I wonder what's wrong, what could it be?
Is it simply faulty machinery?
Or is it something deeper, a flaw in the plan?
The truth may never come, unknown to man
But one thing's for sure, my heart still yearns
For a cold, sweet treat that my soul burns
So I'll keep coming back, against my better judgement
Hoping one day, the machine will be abundant
But until then, I'll hold my breath and pray
That today's the day the machine's okay
Because there's nothing worse, I can't deny
Than getting my hopes up, only to hear them die.
In a swamp, so far away,
Lived a green ogre, Shrek by name.
He loved to eat, and oh, how he,
Loved his cheese, rich and creamy.
One day, he feasted on a dare,
And ate 20 pounds of cheese, without a care.
Cheddar, brie, and all things cheesy,
His taste buds were filled, and heart all easy.
But soon the cheese began to weigh,
On poor Shrek, he could hardly sway.
He felt bloated, and oh, so full,
And knew he had gone overboard on his food haul.
Alas, his love for cheese did not waver,
And he promised to do better, maybe later.
For now, he lay in cheese-induced slumber,
Dreaming of more cheese, his cheesy number.
Grapefruits taste good I don’t know what you’re on about. However if that replaces Jalepeño chips or Salt & Vinegar chips then I will be upset










How is there actually a song called no pickles