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Guess my height and weight

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lol

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You're So Vain

By Carly Simon

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You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, 
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Oh, you had me several years ago
When I was still naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? 
Don't you?

Well I hear you went to Saratoga
And your horse, naturally, won
Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend, 
Wife of a close friend, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

 

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135 lb and 5 ft 7 in
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Hey, dude, just focus on your Chess.

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3ft 1 in: 689 lbs grin.png

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serious guesses only

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Rar

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1ft and 1in

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100000000000 lbs

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you are an electronic signal exiting fibre band cables , you have negligeable height and weight

granted being this insubstantial allows you to get around the world in nanoseconds , but you will be located just above the depression in your couch cushiopn

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am I right or am I right ?

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I'm not sure but I can stretch your neck if you want to be taller 

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858-774-5960 lbs
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5ft. 6in. 

150 lbs.

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8587745960
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Everybody is completely off, I'm 5 10 and 142 pounds