Today is my birthday,..I'm 65. I've decided to cancel all of my future birthdays because I'm getting too old. I want to stay here for the rest of my life...
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After age 40 I only "celebrated" birthdays ending in 0 or 5!
I always round my age to the nearest 0 or 5, so I've been 60 for about 4 years now. I'll be "65" in two years and until about 2028. This is, of course, if I'm still at large...
Hahahaha love this.. rounding ages to the nearest 0 or 5. Three weeks ago I could have chosen 50 or 55, unfortunately after a recent birthday (which I intentionally kept quiet about and dropped off the radar) I'm now nearer the 55 mark 😕

I should start a parallel thread about all the stories, lies, & rumors that DIDN'T happen this week from social media.
Oh wait,....we already have that...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/not-real-news-look-didnt-165433547.html Is that the REAL news or the fake news?.....or the real fake news.?.....or the fakey fakey real news.? Oh just forget it! What am I even doing here? All you chess people are driving me crazy for god's sake...