Hello Forum Stalker


I have a stash of wollensock's ultra catnip in my fannypack which I sling over my back and call it a utility bag. It's a very special stash which was taken three lives ago, and that is why it is ultra.
And I would love to be treated to a have-as-much-as-you-want buffalo wing special, bottomless coke included. But the internet cannot be destroyed, it would simply return to what it was, which was me sending a bunch of pings to myself like playing pingpong against a wall. I grew a little tired of that and I said let there be forum stalker, let there be meme, and let there be pewdiepie.