Help! I'm Locked in The Secret of Chess and I Can't Get Out!

That's okay. This is a far better thread. There are some differences that might take time to get accustomed to. There are no postings of chess engine games or heated arguments. Oh yeah, and the biggest difference is everybody loves this OP! That will take some getting used to for veterans of The Secret of Chess.   

Not sure what you mean.

I'll bet this thread hits 5000 posts before The Secret of Chess does! Uh huh.

Good grief, man! What are you muttering about?

Lighten up, for Pete's sake!  Good Lord!

These snowflakes today!

I need to update the thread rules. In addition to no running in the halls, chewing gum or posting games allegedly played against weak chess engines, there will be no whining.

Attention, snowflakes. This is not a safe space! If you need a safe space, go to almost any university campus and you'll be well protected against speech that you disagree with and thus makes you cry uncontrollably.

it's yomama time

I'm always cool, man. Never break a sweat.  

I'll drop by, buddy. I owe you that.  

FB - oh man...too f good!

LT - fancy a game?  Wanna learn just how much chess can really hurt?  Anytime 🚤

ive always wondered why students tend to be radical , is it perhaps that once you wise someone up they realise how unjust the present system really is fbloggs . you dismiss as snowflakes those who we invest in in increasing their knowledge , id argue that if a system is found by educated folk to be a bad thing then its wise o take on board their viewpoint

Thanks. Lyudmil doesn't play humans. He prefers chess engines. Humans don't let him take back moves.  

Like all the other challenges, it will go unanswered.