Help! I'm Locked in The Secret of Chess and I Can't Get Out!

Stuck in a thread with ludo boy

Well, you've come to the right thread.  

Very good.  

Good grief. I'm surrounded by Earth citizens.

I will allow myself one more plug, as I have offered an artillery plug in the past to Fred.

Any Americans with 1 buck in their pockets?

If so, this is for you: https://www.amazon.com/Human-Versus-Machine-Stockfish-Komodo-ebook/dp/B0768G8R2C/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1519929507&sr=1-3

A great chess collection, amply explained, for the price of a hot-dog.

Limited offer, and only on this thread.

In a while I will know how many Americans have a buck in their pockets.

Cheers.

It used to be more entertaining. It's gotten long in the tooth.

Lyudmil was gracious about allowing my thread advertising campaigns in The Secret of Chess. Note that only members of this thread are eligible for that deal.

You made a smart move by joining Help! I'm locked in the Secret of Chess and I can't get out! No, not because you can get a great chess collection for the price of a hot dog. I'm offering my premium members an even better deal! You can get a premium hot dog for the price of a chess collection! That's right, a premium hot dog for a lousy buck!

But I'm not stopping there! For a limited time, I'm throwing in a premium hot dog bun at no additional cost!* That's right! My premium members get a premium hot dog and a premium hot dog bun for the incredibly low price of a buck! But wait! There's more! If you act now, you'll also get mustard and relish absolutely free!**

*Just pay additional processing and handling

**Just pay even more additional processing and handling

Oh I know what you're thinking. "Why do we have to be premium members to get the hot dog deal when you're not a premium member, Bloggs?" I don't mean premium members of chess.com! I mean premium members of Help! I'm locked in The Secret of Chess and I can't get out!

"Bloggs, how do we become premium members of this thread?" For a limited time, I'm offering a free premium membership with each hot dog purchase!***

***Just pay so much more additional processing and handling, you'll wish you had bought the chess collection instead

Did anybody else notice this thread hit 100 posts in just two days? No doubt you're wondering how long it took The Secret of Chess to hit that milestone. I hope you're sitting down. More than four months! Now you know why Lyudmil Tsvetkov keeps dropping by to get my advice about thread management.

one lost buck.  m!

Shove that dog

they,

where the sun don't shine

and they say.  every one got a book!  In 'em.  Yeah and I'm thinking one up right now.  *target a supermarket to start! (you twat*)

- less than one buck, and getting cheaper ever day - 

'The secret art of chess' (or - of human body heat) 🎸

1 - play like it's the last move you have 

2. let them rot

I tried using the chess.com translator but it said, "Beats the hell out of me!"

You're in luck! For a limited time, I'm offering vegetarian premium memberships! For just five bucks, you'll be a vegetarian premium member of Help! I'm locked in The Secret of Chess and I can't get out! And guess what! Your vegetarian premium membership includes a free disgusting premium hot dog-shaped piece of tofu!*

I'm just getting started! You'll also get a disgusting premium hot dog-shaped piece of tofu bun at no additional cost!**

But wait! There's more! Act now and I'll throw in a six-gram soy sauce packet absolutely free!***

*Just pay additional processing and handling

**Just pay even more additional processing and handling

***Just pay so much more additional processing and handling, you'll wish you weren't a vegetarian

Where'd all these cats come from?!

lol