Save a couple of paychecks. You do have a job right? Then move out of your parents basement. If you don’t have a job, you don’t want a girlfriend. Unless, she had a good job. Lesson 2. Your welcome.
how can i get a girl friend

Mr. Mudd was almost correct. The Brute and Old Spice is for amateurs. You need to find some vintage High Karate aftershave. You do shave right? If you don’t it’s okay. Lesson number 3. You’re welcome. My work here is complete.

Mr. Mudd was almost correct. The Brute and Old Spice is for amateurs. You need to find some vintage High Karate aftershave. You do shave right? If you don’t it’s okay. Lesson number 3. You’re welcome. My work here is complete.
I'm not sure what the kids are using these days. It's been a some years, but one of my nephews used the most godawful smelling stuff (Axe?). He must have used gallons of the stuff. Either he learned how to use less of it, or the stuff is magic. He did end up getting married, lol.

Mr. Mudd was almost correct. The Brute and Old Spice is for amateurs. You need to find some vintage High Karate aftershave. You do shave right? If you don’t it’s okay. Lesson number 3. You’re welcome. My work here is complete.
I'm not sure what the kids are using these days. It's been a some years, but one of my nephews used the most godawful smelling stuff (Axe?). He must have used gallons of the stuff. Either he learned how to use less of it, or the stuff is magic. He did end up getting married, lol.
hey, i've used axe before i switched to moisturizers.

Sure Axe can help find him a wife, but the OP wants a girlfriend. Axe is for kids. High Karate is for kids trying to be rough and tumble young men.

Mr Mudds advice on dressing had me visualizing a 70s pimp look with the BeeGees Stayin Alive song playing.
Shower often, brush your teeth, and wear clean clothes. Lesson number 1. You’re welcome.