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Wits-end

Shower often, brush your teeth, and wear clean clothes. Lesson number 1. You’re welcome. 

Wits-end

Save a couple of paychecks. You do have a job right? Then move out of your parents basement. If you don’t have a job, you don’t want a girlfriend. Unless, she had a good job. Lesson 2. Your welcome. 

Wits-end

Mr. Mudd was almost correct. The Brute and Old Spice is for amateurs. You need to find some vintage High Karate aftershave. You do shave right? If you don’t it’s okay. Lesson number 3. You’re welcome. My work here is complete. 

EscherehcsE
Wits-end wrote:

Mr. Mudd was almost correct. The Brute and Old Spice is for amateurs. You need to find some vintage High Karate aftershave. You do shave right? If you don’t it’s okay. Lesson number 3. You’re welcome. My work here is complete. 

I'm not sure what the kids are using these days. It's been a some years, but one of my nephews used the most godawful smelling stuff (Axe?). He must have used gallons of the stuff. Either he learned how to use less of it, or the stuff is magic. He did end up getting married, lol.

technical_knockout

brut + old spice you amateurs...

miskit_mistake
EscherehcsE wrote:
Wits-end wrote:

Mr. Mudd was almost correct. The Brute and Old Spice is for amateurs. You need to find some vintage High Karate aftershave. You do shave right? If you don’t it’s okay. Lesson number 3. You’re welcome. My work here is complete. 

I'm not sure what the kids are using these days. It's been a some years, but one of my nephews used the most godawful smelling stuff (Axe?). He must have used gallons of the stuff. Either he learned how to use less of it, or the stuff is magic. He did end up getting married, lol.

hey, i've used axe before i switched to moisturizers.

Wits-end

Sure Axe can help find him a wife, but the OP wants a girlfriend. Axe is for kids. High Karate is for kids trying to be rough and tumble young men.

Last_Midnight

Try not posting a forum asking how to get a gf :3

DreamscapeHorizons

Yes, shaving.  Tips from Mr Bean.

DreamscapeHorizons

Mr Mudds advice on dressing had me visualizing a 70s pimp look with the BeeGees Stayin Alive song playing.  

KillerKing0
probably4000 wrote:

im struggling with my dating life probably becuase im unattractive and socialy akward how can i turn the tables around and get myself a gf?????

 

you forgot one thing. Just google it

Mattew

Dating clubs yay !

KillerKing0

wdym

backwardsman

Try escort service works every time

Mattew

Just go dating app or club

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