How Can We Get More Sex Dolls Into Chess?

guys, how about a nice cuppa tea with the pussycat dolls ?
we can teach them the pawn move
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why oppose teaching/learning? education is good, no?
There must be a PC term for sex dolls. Carnally disposed disposables?
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no, there's no pc term or no, the pc term is not carnally disposed disposables?
this is why education is important. it helps you go beyond yes/no answers.
otherwise you'll end up with fewer career choices wolf ...
Human beings dominate chess. Is this fair ? How can we overcome our genocentric bias and provide a level playing field for other intelligent entities, be they organic or silicon ? Is this the new frontier for the Social Justice Warrior ?