How many times have you been tipsy vs. drunk vs. wrecked?

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I personally have been tipsy maybe 5 or 6 times that I recall, and actually drunk maybe twice, once, the first time I really tried to drink, got really stoned and guzzled a whole bottle of wine as a teen having no idea how much was required... I got so drunk I never wanted to get anywhere near drunk again.  I know.  Not too impressive.  What about you? ... alcohol is socially acceptable - how often have you been what degree of inebriated?  And also, which countries do you think drink the most, and which countries are the best at it?  
 
Here's a list of commonly used (they said) terms for being drunk...

  • Amped
  • Bent
  • Blacked-out
  • Blasted
  • Blind
  • Blitzed
  • Blotto
  • Bombed
  • Buzzed
  • Clobbered
  • Crocked
  • Destroyed
  • Drunk
  • Fried
  • FUBAR (F#$*ed Up Beyond All Reality)
  • F#$*ed Up
  • Hammered
  • High
  • Hooched Up
  • Intoxicated
  • Inebriated
  • Juiced
  • Loaded
  • Looped (Loopy)
  • Liquored-up
  • Mellow
  • Obliterated
  • On a Bender
  • Pickled
  • Plastered
  • Pissed
  • Pie-eyed
  • Plowed
  • Polluted
  • Ripped
  • Sauced
  • Shnockered
  • Sloshed
  • Stoned (dual meaning here)
  • Sh*t-faced
  • Smashed
  • Soused
  • Tanked
  • Toasted
  • Trashed
  • Twisted
  • Wasted
  • Wiped-out
  • Wrecked
  • Zoned
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GeorgeBlackChess123 wrote:

never

You've never even caught a buzz from drinking?  That's amazing.  What do you attribute that to.  If the answer is 'never drinking' then, why never?