- Amped
- Bent
- Blacked-out
- Blasted
- Blind
- Blitzed
- Blotto
- Bombed
- Buzzed
- Clobbered
- Crocked
- Destroyed
- Drunk
- Fried
- FUBAR (F#$*ed Up Beyond All Reality)
- F#$*ed Up
- Hammered
- High
- Hooched Up
- Intoxicated
- Inebriated
- Juiced
- Loaded
- Looped (Loopy)
- Liquored-up
- Mellow
- Obliterated
- On a Bender
- Pickled
- Plastered
- Pissed
- Pie-eyed
- Plowed
- Polluted
- Ripped
- Sauced
- Shnockered
- Sloshed
- Stoned (dual meaning here)
- Sh*t-faced
- Smashed
- Soused
- Tanked
- Toasted
- Trashed
- Twisted
- Wasted
- Wiped-out
- Wrecked
- Zoned
How many times have you been tipsy vs. drunk vs. wrecked?
