How to make a peanut and jelly sandwich 🥜

You may remember me from the “How to sit on a chair” Tutorial

1. You must go to your local kitchen, it will have a strange metal rectangular device, it also has handles and sometimes these strange metal things we call magnets 🧲

2, this thing called bread from years ago may be located in your “kitchen” it is tan and is flexible, make sure it’s not banana bread 🍞 otherwise you will be poisoned 🤢

3, this bread device you must take two and put them on. A plate with your HANDS, yeah the things with five sausage’s on a big circle

4. You will now put the bread next to eachother

5. Now you must locate peanut butter, it is sticky in a jar, NOT YOUR LOCAL CHESS BOARD, that is a common mistake.

6. You must get a knife 🔪 the one you use in your basement.

7 you must take the peanut butter out of the jar so it is transported to your knife

8 now smudge it on your bread!

9 just get jelly for gods sake I have too much time and I’m lazy to write more.

10 JUST SMUGE THE JELLY ON YOUR BREAD

11 now eat

can we put some pinapple on it

Yes to butchers knife BUT PINNAPLES WILL KILL YOU

I love PB&J