I am a Cat. Prove me Wrong.

Thank you for your clarification, EndgameStudier. However, I recommend you obtain a driver's license, or at least borrow your owner's whenever you go out...

"Here's my ID, officer." (actually meow but the officer speaks cat)

"Doesn't this show you as a different species"?

"Wait, when did I take that? *sees date* Oh... I had a really weird day lol"

"Well, you'd best be on your way. Safe driving!"

Personally, I'd be prepared for this type of conversation.

I should have seen that coming...

Answer these questions, do you eat Chocolate or Alchohol of any kind? If you do, on what basis?

no one can prove you wrong. cats are always right

This (solipsism) is the worst of all possible BS philosophy. It is the kind of thing that makes ordinary people think of philosophers as jacka (according to the previous definition). It was the sort of thing that Johnson was once cheered for ``disproving'' (not really, of course, but who cares) in open debate by banging on a table (where he should probably thumped his opponent's head, although that would only have proven that he was a masochist, not that he was wrong).

No cat can write English to a good standard in the first person.

You wrote etc etc etc

Therefore you are a cat.

I mean, not a cat. Easy to get cofused with this difficult logic.