and here's how u can truly say sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17luo2ZoEU
I am sorry!
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May 10, 2016
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May 10, 2016
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#23
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
He does not swear to stop trolling...he maybe sorry for ever having such a thought...he means just the opposite!
May 10, 2016
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#24
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
He has bared is very heart in this quote!!!
May 11, 2016
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#26
Trolls are the soul of topics, (Tartakover!)
one day without troll is bringing us closier to the darkness.
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May 11, 2016
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#27
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
He did not swear to stop trolling!
Maybe a job would give you some else to worry over.
denner90 wrote:
Maybe a job would give you some else to worry over.
Kids these days who expect to be handed everything and don't know the value of a hard day's work, amirite?
May 16, 2016
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#33
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I promised that I would create 7 troll threads this week...at least.
Falling behind on your quota...
BoyStan wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
He did not swear to stop trolling!
Well, technically he did.
Ahh... I see.
May 20, 2016
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#37
Did you recognize your April Fools joke from a couple years back?
Yup. And I'm mostly wondering why I wrote "yesterday night" instead of "last night," as Jenna pointed out.
Bump
with all this quoting, i'm just happy the op wasn't longer. the little mercies ...