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BlargDragon

I own a very dark-colored car. When the weather is hot I prepare a large amount of bread dough and spread it across the front of the car and I lie on it and let it bake and bubble and rise around my body. It's like the bread is giving me a tender hug as it grows up with me, being guided by my essence its entire life. When all is done, I get up and the bread has an impression the shape of my own sprawled self--a metaphor for the impact a father has on the life of his child.

bunicula

deep bread

BlargDragon
bunicula wrote:
 

That cat is most definitely in-bread.

bunicula

just takes my bread away

BoyStan
BlargDragon wrote:

Sex is meaningless. Bread is forever.

If its meaningless then give it away!

BlargDragon
BoyStan wrote:
BlargDragon wrote:

Sex is meaningless. Bread is forever.

If its meaningless then give it away!

If it's meaningless then filling people's lives with it would be a disservice, and sex should be about servicing people, not disservicing them.

TheLegend1465839
Guys please keep the conversation to bread
bunicula

But the bread isn't replying

TheLegend1465839
Bread will always reply!! Bread does not let you down!
Dubious-Duck

Bread will never be solved either which is why it is superior to chess.

MartinGarrix7
I only like bread in the sourdough Sam form
Dubious-Duck

Bread has no form , bread is all things

The_Ghostess_Lola

I luv shoes....Smile....

TheLegend1465839
Bread > shoes
MartinGarrix7
Sam what is geometry homework?
TheLegend1465839
Question, Is bread better with something on it or just plain?
Dubious-Duck

bread is never plain, as a Duck I am a master on all things bread related.

TheLegend1465839
I am the bread expert
Dubious-Duck

You are sadly mistaken. I know more about bread than you can ever hope to forget about it in two life times.

TheLegend1465839
Wrong sir