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I own a very dark-colored car. When the weather is hot I prepare a large amount of bread dough and spread it across the front of the car and I lie on it and let it bake and bubble and rise around my body. It's like the bread is giving me a tender hug as it grows up with me, being guided by my essence its entire life. When all is done, I get up and the bread has an impression the shape of my own sprawled self--a metaphor for the impact a father has on the life of his child.

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deep bread

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bunicula wrote:
 

That cat is most definitely in-bread.

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just takes my bread away

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BlargDragon wrote:

Sex is meaningless. Bread is forever.

If its meaningless then give it away!

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BoyStan wrote:
BlargDragon wrote:

Sex is meaningless. Bread is forever.

If its meaningless then give it away!

If it's meaningless then filling people's lives with it would be a disservice, and sex should be about servicing people, not disservicing them.

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Guys please keep the conversation to bread
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But the bread isn't replying

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Bread will always reply!! Bread does not let you down!
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Bread will never be solved either which is why it is superior to chess.

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I only like bread in the sourdough Sam form
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Bread has no form , bread is all things

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I luv shoes....Smile....

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Bread > shoes
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Sam what is geometry homework?
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Question, Is bread better with something on it or just plain?
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bread is never plain, as a Duck I am a master on all things bread related.

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I am the bread expert
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You are sadly mistaken. I know more about bread than you can ever hope to forget about it in two life times.

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Wrong sir