I need an Arch nemesis on OTF

So many people have rivals here and it's making me feel left out. I try to provoke you guys with snarky comments but you can take jokes so well. It's a little infuriating to see people have so much fun with their haters and I just want something like that. 

Saf had Nora. Fester had Optimissed. Winston has Blue. AGC has a new one every week! Even community nice guy Basix has ItsGriffin. I just don't know what to do. So I am thinking I have an audition to find someone who really hates me for me. Not shallow things like looks or wealth but my personality being a source of unlimited rage. Thank you all. -Johnny Hopper.

First up?

I had one.. you could borrow him

CAN I BE YOUR RIVAL

ok

#3 If we were rivals it'd be love/hate I want something serious.

#4 I don't take leftovers.

#5 Nah, see comment seven

#6 Shiva tell me what'd you bring.

Sigh. Ok.

#8 fair, dk what even happened to him tbh

Well give me a reason on why we should?

#12 who was he?

We all know that Im AGC's nemesis fr

#14 max_arsenalsucksatchess or smth

well i dont have any enemy and i like peace

@Max_ArsenalIsBadAtChess*

#17 Interesting and how would that clash with me?