Ruled by the British? You mean enslaved by the British. And by what right do you feel that that you have to rule anyone? Your Royal Family has a history of killing and stealing from other countries...every single crown jewel that your country has, was stolen from somewhere else. The British cannot wag their fingers at anyone...they are just as bad as the Americans.
How about a rewrite of the above, if only to make Kaynight smile & have some fun.
Ruled by the British? You mean enslaved & educated by the British. And by what right do you feel you have the right to be the head of 53 members of the Commonwealth, which occupy a quater of the land mass on the planet? Which contains over 2.3 billion people, just below a third of the population of the world.
OUR Royal family (Canadians have the same Queen as the Brits) have a history of killing & liberating anything of value from other countries.
The Brits cannot wag their finger at anyone....they are just as bad as the Americans & the Canadians (who were also in Iraq & Afghanistan. Canadians were also in the Korean war, Kosovo war, Libyan war & multiple other wars as part of the coalition.)
So the point being: the Canadians cannot wag their fingers at the Brits or the Yanks for the most part, without incriminating themselves also. 
This thread surely is destined to go the way of the other locked threads. I see gromius is here. His pics along with a few others lead to their demise. Just a heads up to OP
my picture is the one in this thread that makes sense. it is making an incisive social commentary. it is about how our society creates social and sexual classes. which in turn creates other problems.