I thought I would win
No pun intended
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Jul 8, 2025
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#62
I put 10 puns into a dad joke fight
I thought I would win
No pun intended
I thought I would win
No pun intended
What's similar between a fat lady and a pile of bricks? They both will eventually get laid by a Mexican
If this thread gets locked because of you, I swear I will *unintelligible screaming*
I don't know of any "dad" who would have asked that question in post 81. 
Jul 12, 2025
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#70
Any salad is a Ceasar salad if you stab it enough. "Veni, Vidi, Vinaigrette" -Juicus Beetsar
“Luke, I am your father.”
”Hi your father, I’m Dad.”
#85 *Cough*
Hot_Rash wrote:
Any salad is a Ceasar salad if you stab it enough. "Veni, Vidi, Vinaigrette" -Juicus Beetsar
You mean Caesar.
Before I married your mother I dated a woman who was cross-eyed, but I knew it wouldn't work out. We couldn't see eye to eye. Plus I think she was seeing someone else on the side. 
Lmao
8 dad jokes for the price of 1 post. 
Yamahahahahahahaha