Illuminati confirmed [game]

I will Illuminati confirmed anything you say.

If you don't know what that is here is a good resource:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo

This thread is becoming kinda popular so anyone can help me confirm. All help not required but appreciated

(Btw if this has been done before I will delete this thread when someone teaches me how)

"lol" has 3 letters. The Illuminati. has 3 sides. Therefore lol is illuminati confirmed. 😒 harder one pls lol

lmao

"lmao" has four letters. lmao was first used in the 1990s.  the Lion King was made in 199(4). lions live in the savannah. it is dry in the savannah. "dry" has 3 letters. illuminati has 3 sides. therefore, lmao is Illuminati CONFIRMED (phew, that one was actually a bit tricky)

discombobulated

"discombobulated" means confused. maths make you confused. where do you learn maths? school. "school" is an acronym for "Six cruel hours of our lives". You know what else is an acronym? "Lol" (laugh out loud). "Lol" has 3 letters. illuminati has 3 sides. therefore, "discombobulated" is illuminati CONFIRMED.

Gonna be gone for a while u can type confirmation requests but ill have to answer them later

Vassily Ivanchuk has 3 living main family members. Illuminati has 3 sides. Therefore Vasilly Ivanchuk's family is Illuminati CONFIRMED. There is a more complicated form but you can only ask me that when this hits 20 posts.

xD

"Sameer" has 6 letters. "Achhab" also has 6 letters. 6+6=12. You know which American football team is most famous for the 12? The Seattle Seahawks. "Seattle" has 7 letters. Which prominent book series has 7 books? Harry potter. What are the most powerful objects in HP? The Deathly Hallows. What is the Deathly Hallows symbol based on? The Illluminati.

Therefore, Sameer Achhab is Illuminati confirmed 😸

guinea pig

"Squidward" Appears in spongebob. Where does spongebob live? In a pineapple under the sea. What flavor are pineapples? Sweet, but mostly sour. You know what else is sour? Lemons. Lemons are made into lemonade. When is the best time to drink lemonade? The summer. From this date it is roughly 3 months till summer. The Illuminati has 3 sides. Therefore, Squidward is illuminati CONFIRMED.

"guinea pig" is another term for a test subject. Which people stereotypically conduct tests? Scientists. "Scientist" has 9 letters. the 9th month is September. As in, "No simp september". Who do people simp for? Pokimane. How old is poki? 24 years. Who was born in 1924? Shirley Chisholm, politician. "Shirley" has 7 letters. 7 is the symbol for luck. You know whats lucky? Clovers. 4 leaved are rare, maybe deemed mythical, but what about 3 leaveds? The Illuminati has 3 sides. Therefore, guinea pig is Illuminati confirmed!! 

(Phew, that was a hard one lol)

The Collatz Conjecture is currently unsolved/debated. You know what else is debated? The 2020 election. 2+0+2+0=4. 4 is a homophone for "Fore". A fore is the front of a ship. You know a famous ship? The titanic. When the ship was sinking the passengers wept and cried for their mummies. You know where mummies are? Egypt. You know what the missing part of that Egyptian pyramid is called? The Illuminati. therefore, The Collatz Conjecture is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

thank you 😊 i always had a thing for conspiracy theories and everyone says i am too creative for my own good lol

apple pie

Will confirm that later, gotta do schoolwork now 😬

"Apple" has 5 letters. "Pie" has 3. 5*3=15.  Post #15 in this thread says "Squidward". Squidward is in a cartoon. Where to watch cartoons? Cartoon network (CN). CN is also a Canadian national railway. What goes on rails? Trains. "Train" has 5 letters. We have 5 toes on our feet. Feet stink. You know what else stinks? Dying. But you know what never dies? THE ILLUMINATI! It lives forever through stories and conspiracy theories shared among humans like us.

Therefore, apple pie is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

Who usually gets arteriosclerosis? Old people. Who is old? Our grandparents. "grandparents" has 12 letters. remember that. Arteriosclerosis is the hardening of the walls of your arteries. What goes along your arteries? Your blood. "Blood" Has 5 letters. 12+5=17. What happened in 1917? WWI. How many nations fought in WWI? 30. 30 - 17 (See above 🔼) =13. What is the fear of 13? Triskaidekaphobia (just learned that yesterday yay i get to use that word) .  What is a phobia? Fear. What is stereotypically affiliated with fear? Clowns. "Clown" Has 5 letters. So does Egypt. The illuminati is usually in the form of a missing top piece of an Egyptian pyramid. Therefore, arteriosclerosis is Illuminati confirmed.