I'm anti food. Ask me anything.

Did you know that millions of people eat food every year, and thousands die from food poisonin, choking, and many more things? Yes, thousands. That's like, 10% of the people who eat food! You say you might starve, but there's no PROOF of that. That's why, if I had kids, I wouldn't feed them, and the government can't force me. MY BODY MY CHOICE.
Also, did you know food contains UNHEALTHY DOSES of aluminum? It MIGHT HURT YOU!!

You can keep eating food, but natural selection will eventually take place. Also, think of all the plants and animals you're KILLING! ):-(

Let's tax food! 90% to start with. 

what do you advise we do?

Clearly stop eating. Then you wouldn't choke!

I'm sorry to tell you this, but as a tomato, even if you have children in the form of tomato plants you will not be able to raise them or feed them.

that won't sway the fools that think it's FOOD that keeps them alive.

I'm typing this out aren't I? And if I can't feed them isn't that a good thing?

Well, are you happy with someone else feeding your kids with water? I guess if they die it is not your responsibility, right?

Tomatoes don't eat food, they eat Carbon Dioxide

Ummm... without food you have a 100% chance of death...

better than choking

I haven’t choked in a lifetime.

Well you'd only starve to death once too

yeah thats the point of choking you only do it once

You may be anti food.. But are you pro oil & vinegar? Salt & pepper?

Ok, that’s it.. I’m headed to Denny’s for a steak burger, french fries, and mixed vegetables 

Don't choke!