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hvenki wrote:
- try not to die(it's ok if you fail, not everyone can be immortal)
- when whacking others in the face with pie, never use pumpkin, its far too thick
- ostriches make good pets only for children under the age of 5
- when being attacked by a wild predatory animal attempt the conflict resolution method instead of running
- Steal candy from little children and you shall forever live in their hearts
Add more or else your a pleb and(or) weeb
6. dont listen to @hvenki
Nov 22, 2020
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#25
NobleElevator wrote:
yal384 wrote:
My life tip, if a siblings is annoying you. Stab em. Then they will shut up
rEmEmBeR yAl, ThIs iS a FaMiLy fRiEnDlY wEbSiTe
It is a family friendly comment.
Nov 22, 2020
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#26
TIP: When hitting your sibling with a stick, a thicker pricklier stick will be much more effective.
Nov 22, 2020
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#27
1e4_0-1 wrote:
TIP: When hitting your sibling with a stick, a thicker pricklier stick will be much more effective.
Nov 22, 2020
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#28
1e4_0-1 wrote:
TIP: When hitting your sibling with a stick, a thicker pricklier stick will be much more effective.
HOWEVER, This is not a great way to get your sibling to do stuff
A heavy metal pole willl be even better
Nov 22, 2020
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#29
Also: Dont eat. Food is poison. Everyone on earth dies from eating it, food kills them slowly, from the inside out.
Nov 22, 2020
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#30
1e4_0-1 wrote:
1e4_0-1 wrote:
TIP: When hitting your sibling with a stick, a thicker pricklier stick will be much more effective.
HOWEVER, This is not a great way to get your sibling to do stuff
A heavy metal pole willl be even better
uh
Nov 22, 2020
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#31
You have a point. A heavy metal pole is not ideal for family life.
Try a grenade launcher, or a musket
Nov 22, 2020
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#32
naw... a neuclear bomb goes off instantly, whereas people take a few minutes to die after being shot by a musket.
Nov 22, 2020
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#33
CowardlyElevator wrote:
1e4_0-1 wrote:
You have a point. A heavy metal pole is not ideal for family life.
Try a grenade launcher, or a musket
a musket? trash! nuclearize ur family!
Nov 22, 2020
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#34
CowardlyElevator wrote:
1e4_0-1 wrote:
naw... a neuclear bomb goes off instantly, whereas people take a few minutes to die after being shot by a musket.
no but a nuclear bomb gives ppl cancer too
Try to use your brains for a moment. If you detonate a nuke in a house, do you really think that it will give the people inside cancer?
Now if you mean neuclear WASTE, thats a different story.
Nov 22, 2020
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#35
yal384 wrote:
burn them i
n fire. That does the trick
Tie them onto the active fireplace, then have some cocoa on the couch. ""A happy family evening"
Nov 22, 2020
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#39
in life ,be happy for what you got ,otherwise God will make sure you will end up with nothing.
CANIBALLISM FIR DA VIN!!!!1!1!!1!!!