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bunicula

Be careful. U sound like Tom now. :-)

BlargDragon
Ziryab wrote:
BlargDragon wrote:

I've never understood what's so offensive about the smell of skunks. Hanging lightly in the air at night, it's almost pleasant.

 

That light aroma is more often marijuana. Skunks are far more pungent.

No, it's definitely skunk. The smell of marijuana makes me feel sick. Skunk is a heavy smell, but the light aroma I mean is the smell diluted in the nighttime air from having traveled a distance.

Major-Burbank

if you keep a skunk in your pocket and sniff its butt frequently, you should get quite used to it. then all you need is a team of skunks to help you with your shoplifting escapades.

HessianWarrior
dbeastofcraggyisland wrote:

if you keep a skunk in your pocket and sniff its butt frequently, you should get quite used to it. then all you need is a team of skunks to help you with your shoplifting escapades.

You know if you had said that out loud to yourself in front of a mirror before you posted it you would have never posted it. 

Major-Burbank

it's a bit unlikely i'd say that to myself in front of a mirror, but a tip is a tip for a skunk lover.

HessianWarrior
dbeastofcraggyisland wrote:

it's a bit unlikely i'd say that to myself in front of a mirror, but a tip is a tip for a skunk lover.

 

Try it, if you feel stupid when you are saying it to yourself in front of a mirrior then there is a very good chance that it is stupid.

Firstplay
kaynight wrote:

Gawwd..Another dour Scot. Just what we need.

Nothing dour there Kay, he's just sussed out the phoney as many others have already done.

Major-Burbank

thanks for the suggestion Hess, I'm sure someone here will have a go at it, from Scotland probably.

Firstplay

Dunno why you're arguing, you both think celot/fb is a tool.

Major-Burbank

the Internet is the perfect place for plonkers to spread hatred apparently.

HessianWarrior
dbeastofcraggyisland wrote:

the Internet is the perfect place for plonkers to spread hatred apparently.

I know the guy behind both of those accounts and I don't think he hates anybody he just loves stirring the sh#t and bothering the ladies.

Major-Burbank

i guess it works well when there is an abundance of sh*t to stir, eh Hess! don't shoot the stirrer!

HessianWarrior
dbeastofcraggyisland wrote:

i guess it works well when there is an abundance of sh*t to stir, eh Hess! don't shoot the stirrer!

Even if I did they always come back.

Wolfbird
HessianWarrior wrote:
dbeastofcraggyisland wrote:

the Internet is the perfect place for plonkers to spread hatred apparently.

I know the guy behind both of those accounts and I don't think he hates anybody he just loves stirring the sh#t and bothering the ladies.

Behind whose accounts, Hess? FB and celot?

HessianWarrior
Wolfbird wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
dbeastofcraggyisland wrote:

the Internet is the perfect place for plonkers to spread hatred apparently.

I know the guy behind both of those accounts and I don't think he hates anybody he just loves stirring the sh#t and bothering the ladies.

Behind whose accounts, Hess? FB and celot?

Yes Ma'am.

Wolfbird

Please tell!

trysts

Frenchy was Shamata and Dragan from Croatia, and now he's celot

Wolfbird

I guess I wasn't paying attention. I missed both of them. I'm sure all of them are obnoxious.

trysts

I only talked to the Shamata character who used to start threads about the comet Elenin hitting earth a few years ago. His writing style always used an a lot of elipsis, like this:

'Elenin hit earth......catastrophe cause......all human life......no longer......'

Only he misspelled all the wordsLaughing

Wolfbird

Laughing That's hilarious.