It's International Banana Month!

This holiday was originally formed by Derrick Von Twinkle-Toes III when the banana army gave independence to America in 1776 and fought the citrus army(lead by king grapefruit II) leading to a crushing victory. 

On the holiday it is customary to dress up in a banana costume and cluck like a chicken for us bananas amusement, you shall then feast on citrus fruits around the world.

Faliure to comply shall result in:

1. Scurvy

2. not just type 2 but 2 types of diabetes

3. Complete memory loss and a sudden addiction to porn

4. Spanish flu

5. Autism

6. Dysitary

7. Hives

For anyone who is a citrus fruit of any sort, leave and never come back.

 <-- me 

cluck cluck *eats orange*

lol

BTW change "type 2 diabetes" to "two types of diabetes"

I think that's funnier.

Bawk “eats a tasty grapefruit”

Beanbag?

King grapfuit aka George also general banana was called George 

btw I contacted the mini hvenki company and I still haven't gotten my XS mini hvenki. Want another sticker?

yay bana(na) month

Can you tell me how you manufactured the mini hvenkis so I can make my own?

How do I shrink the normal human to XS size?

Yea and many years later  president abraham banana met Johnny Bananaseed right?

Fun Fact: Spanish flu wasn't originated in spain

<---- me eating grapefruits

*bawk* *cluck* cluck* *cluck*

Dunk us in banana pudding! That would make us suffer! 

the peasants

Or turn us into bananas to be eaten

Pie us with fresh-out-of-the-oven apple pie and force us to memorize 1 billion digits of pi and if we don't we spend eternity as an annoying orange

yes

Woah, that's uh.. something?

Nu, I'm dumb