I’ve made a parody of “Welcome to the internet” for the OTF

🎶Welcome to the OTF, take a look around, anything that brain of yours can think of can be found, we’ve got mountains of content some better some worse, if none of its of interest to you you’d be the first. Welcome to the OTF come and take a seat, would you like to talk bout news or see any random women’s feet. There’s no need to panic this isn’t a test, just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest! Welcome to the OTF what would you preferrr, would you like to talk bout civil rights or say a little slur, be happy, be horny, be bursting with raaage. We’ve got a million different ways to engage! Welcome to the OTF, put your cares aside, here’s some tips for making friends and here’s a random guy who died, we’ve got movies, and memes, and fantasy spooorts. And a bunch of different roleplays of a bunch of people pretending to kill each other— Welcome to the OTF, hold on to your socks cause a guy that you just friended sent you some rather Stange thoughts . They are creepy and disturbing and he just sent you moooore, don’t act surprised you know you like it (Be sure to close the door-) SEE A MAN BEHEADED, GET OFFENDED, SEE SOME THINGS, SHOW US PICTURES OF YOUR CHILDREN, TELL US EVERY THOUGHT YOU THINK, START A RUMOR BY A BROOMER SEND A DEATH THREAT TO A BOOMER OR DM A GIRL AND GR—M HER TO A ZOOMER FIND A TUMOR AND— HERES SOME HEALTHY BREAKFAST OPTIONS, JOKES ABOUT UR MOM, HERES WHY GIRLS WILL NEVER LIKE YOU HERES HOW YOU CAN BUILD A BOMB, WHAT EMBARRASSING THINGS HAVE YOU DONE COME AND TAKE THIS QUIZ, STUFF ABOUT THE IMMIGRANTS AND DONT VACCINATE YOUR kids… can I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time, apathies and tragedies and boredom is a crime, anything and everything all of the time, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME, A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME, APATHIES AND TRAGEDIES AND BOREDOM IS A CRIME, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING all of the time…

Wait it got cut off

Oh shut up

Don’t listen to him. He’s a troll.

Don’t listen to him he is the troll

I am. But I also have the sense to not say shut up when someone is introducing a thread.

You said shut up. When I introduced a thread

When?

When introduced please heckle me page

I didn’t say anything lmao. But I’m gonna leave this chat because I feel bad for the op having to put up with this on her forum

I’m a hebro

He bro*

Fck mb