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DJossund
Jan 15, 2022
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Post whatever jokes or memes u want here
Jan 15, 2022
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#2
Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents.
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me.
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together.
Police: where’s your house?
Me: by my neighbors house.
Police: where’s your neighbors house?
Me: you won’t believe me if I tell you.
Police: tell me.
Me: by my house.
Me: with my parents.
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me.
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together.
Police: where’s your house?
Me: by my neighbors house.
Police: where’s your neighbors house?
Me: you won’t believe me if I tell you.
Police: tell me.
Me: by my house.
lol I saw something like that from Luke Davison on tik tok
Hey,Olaf
"Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up (Official music video)" isn't awesome!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
Because it’s time-consuming.
Because it’s time-consuming.
🙂
#7 Nice
What do lawyers wear when they go to court?
Law-suits.
Law-suits.
heres a joke:
my win ratio
Jan 16, 2022
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#12
Seiiren wrote:
heres a joke:
my win ratio
Yep, your win ratio *is* looking a bit bald...
i have the equivalent to about 0.4/0.5 cough cough *wheeze*
i am dying
I’m Going to check mine
I tend to squeeze the hope out of my opponents when they blunder themselves silly, or let loose a variety of traps. Or when I’m winning by +25 material and on time and dominating the board, to the point of no comeback.
And here’s my
ratio😏
crying
technical_knockout wrote:
why do firemen wear yellow suspenders?
I don’t know…..why