Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot
Jokes Eternity
Sort:
Jul 24, 2018
0
#82
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot
Jul 24, 2018
0
#84
If lightning strikes a train, who gets struck first?
The conductor
The conductor
If you want a payrise, hanqi, then you better start working harder.
hanqi wrote:
There were 40 cows on a farm, and 38 chickens. How many didn't?
37
10
There were 40 cows on a farm, and 38 (30 ate) chickens, how many didn't?
ha ha ha ha!
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
the funniest one I've got:
Teacher: "OK class, who will give me the chemical formula for water?"
Pupil: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What on earth are you on about?"
Pupil: "Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!"
That was acrtualyl rlly good
Me: What's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first". No spaces, all lowercase.
Friend - What State do you live in?
Me - Constant Anxiety
Jul 26, 2018
0
#99
Have any of you heard that joke about the tall wall? I am still trying to get over it.
There were 40 cows on a farm, and 38 chickens. How many didn't?