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Waredude
Jul 30, 2018
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#121
I thought about sharing a paper joke with you guys. But then I decided it was too tearable.
Jul 30, 2018
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#122
And a little shopping tip, don't buy anything with Velcro on it. TOTAL RIP-OFF.
Waredude wrote:
I thought about sharing a paper joke with you guys. But then I decided it was too tearable.
LOL
Friend - Why are you walking so weird?
Me - My knee hurts
Actual Me - I must align my foot with the tiles or else I'll die
the tiles on a walkway....
Mi_Amigo wrote:
Friend - Why are you walking so weird?
Me - My knee hurts
Actual Me - I must align my foot with the tiles or else I'll die
Been there, done that.
me too lol
Lol
Mi_Amigo wrote:
me too lol
Same!
An alcoholic on a beach finds a magic genie's lamp, rubs it and asks for a BOTTOMLESS bottle of his favorite scotch
alcoholic on beach finds genie lamp and wishes for a bottomless bottle of scotch....Genie asks "what a are your other two wishes?" Alcoholic replied, "I want two more of these!"
winston_weng wrote:
Mi_Amigo wrote:
Friend - Why are you walking so weird?
Me - My knee hurts
Actual Me - I must align my foot with the tiles or else I'll die
Been there, done that.
Wait why do you need to do that
Aug 1, 2018
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#134
hanqi wrote:
winston_weng wrote:
Mi_Amigo wrote:
Friend - Why are you walking so weird?
Me - My knee hurts
Actual Me - I must align my foot with the tiles or else I'll die
Been there, done that.
Wait why do you need to do that
LOL to all 3
silvertruck wrote:
Thanks so great!
Aug 2, 2018
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#138
You know, I asked the dentist when i should come in the other day, and you know what he told me? Come over at tooth hurty.
Aug 2, 2018
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#139
Hey, have you heard of that new law California is making? Yeah, you can't give you cows round bails anymore. They say it isn't a square meal.