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EVO 2018 smash4 grand finals
EVO 2018 smash4 grand finals
MagikKnight21 wrote:
wanna hear a good joke?
EVO 2018 smash4 grand finals
EVO 2018 smash4 grand finals
Wut?
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
nice xd
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
didnt get it 
hanqi wrote:
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
didnt get it
the worm died in the whiskey, so he was saying that if you drink whiskey, you won't get any worms 
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
🤣🤣
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
LOL🤣
MagikKnight21 wrote:
wanna hear a good joke?
EVO 2018 smash4 grand finals
EVO 2018 smash4 grand finals
(if you dont wanna read all this you can just watch this video it explains the situation pretty well)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APRhobiUD4
well you see
EVO is one of the biggest fighting game tournaments in the world
thousands of people compete every year and winning the tournament is an amazing achievement
unfortunately there was quite a bit of drama during the grand finals
in the 4th game of the super smash brothers series of games there is a character named bayonetta or bayo for short
she is a dlc which means you have to pay in order to use her as a playable character
the objective in smash is to knock your opponents off the stage using your characters unique attacks
most of the smash bros community doesnt like bayo because of how easy it is for her to knock others off the stage
she also has a certain chain of moves that is almost unescapable
many people believe that she isnt fair to play against and therefore hate her as well
this year at EVO the grand finalists were both playing as bayo
many people didnt want to see two bayos fighting each other so lots of people left the tournament venue
some even started booing the players on stage
this was already bad enough but the players made it worse
at the start of one game both players held their weapons at each other for two minutes straight without doing anything almost as if they were mocking the crowd
in smash bros theres a rule against "stalling"
standing still and not doing anything is considered stalling
so here we are
two of the top players in the world
breaking a rule at the grand finals of one of the biggest tournaments ever
not good
eventually a tournament director went on stage and told them to play the game
a while after the tournament the two players responded to all the hate they have recieved
both of them apologized
this would have been fine if one of the players didnt claim that he was "just trying to have some fun"
the community was outraged
they felt that the two players didnt take the finals seriously and were just joking around
now the spectators had the right to be angry but they were also at fault
the fact that so many people left the tournament was not good for smash's reputation
mr.wiz (the head of EVO) has already been reluctant to include smash bros in EVO and this incident will lessen its chances of making another appearance at the tournament
so yea smash is in a tough spot at the moment
all this drama is giving the community is really bad image right now
I had to go to the dentist -- very scared of the dentist. I go into the office, and I'm waiting. A little kid comes out, and he's crying. The dentist bends over and gives him a lollipop. I'm like, 'Don't take that, man. That's what got you in here in the first place.'
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the mirror"
"I am lonely"
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.
The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''.
She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?''
The doctor said ''$300''
She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??''
He said ''$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan''
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"*Door slams on him* It's the door you idiot"
A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?''
The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"
"No, I drove here."
Mi_Amigo wrote:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the mirror"
"I am lonely"
Yep! Me!
I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.
nice!
Thanks! But it was Siri!
Siri can tell jokes?!
YES! ITS SO FUN!