Just for laughs

"A day without laughter is a day wasted" - Charlie Caplin.  

If you believe in the above quote, please contribute some jokes and help others to start their day with a smile.

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away.

I also want some jokes but u can start by google and search

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Nice one

ha