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killergirl101
chessgdt wrote:
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road?

 


because he felt like it

HessianWarrior
killergirl101 wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road?

 


because he felt like it

Hell that may be it.

winerkleiner

Why did the buff chicken cross the road?

Maxx_Dragon
HessianWarrior wrote:
killergirl101 wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road?

 


because he felt like it

Hell that may be it.

It isn't. >:[

HessianWarrior
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
killergirl101 wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road?

 


because he felt like it

Hell that may be it.

It isn't. >:[

Well the Chicken Sheriff hasn't given the final Yes or No.

corrijean

Chicken Sheriff?

HessianWarrior

That sure as hell looks like a Chicken Sheriff.

Maxx_Dragon

Some more answers to the question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sarah Palin:   It thought it could see Russia from the other side.

Zeno of Elea:   To prove it could never reach the other side.

The Godfather:   I made it an offer it couldn’t refuse.  >:[

chessgdt
killergirl101 wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road?

 


because he felt like it

no, because he "pause pause pause" felt "pause" like it! lol. why did the chicken cross the road?

visor841
chessgdt wrote:

i found this  one in a book. "This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!"

The paragraph doesn't contain an "e".

HessianWarrior
visor841 wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

i found this  one in a book. "This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!"

The paragraph doesn't contain an "e".

Brilliant visor841.

chessgdt

CORRECT!

ivandh

Wow, that is purty cool.

chessgdt

What English word has three consecutive double letters besides bookkeeper? Hint: this word is kind of like a loophole because of the way the letter is pronounced.

Crazychessplaya

Rookkeeper.

chessgdt

nope, not a real english word

ivandh

Then what term does one use for an individual who keeps rooks?

thezenofchess
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road.

Because there was a KFC on his side.

chessgdt
ivandh wrote:

Then what term does one use for an individual who keeps rooks?

Rook collector?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

chessgdt
thezenofchess wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road.

Because there was a KFC on his side.

no, because he pause felt pause pause like pause it. why did the the chicken cross the road? you see where im going? you will never get the correct answer because i can fit in as many pauses as i want anywhere:)