journal of crap

im bored so im gonna write a buncha random crap that i think about

December 30, 2020 if you clean a vacuum, then you are the vacuum cleaner

if a clothes sale sells clothes, and a book sale sells books, then why doesn't a yard sale sell yards and a garage sale sell garages?

in france is a french kiss just called a kiss?

i have no idea what i am doing wtih my life

if people say k in place of ok and pop for grandpa for boomer, instead of ok boomer can we say k-pop?

if a vegetarian eats vegetables does a humanitarian eat humans?

We can drink a drink, why can't we food a food?

or eat a eat

why cant a cleaner clean itself?

why would you say something so controversial yet so brae

SMORT

if 2 + 2 = 2 * 2, why do we learn multiplication?

If I accept that the earth is 4.something billion years old and I think 4.something billion years old is relatively young, am I still a young earth creationist?

If you think about it, the phrase is often said after a person judges someone. And when they're judging, they're either taking the time to understand that person, or just judging instantly without a reason. So the phrase does check out, kind of

I think so too, that's kind of the logical conclusion to it

PIZZAZZ is not playable in scrabble. it simply has too many Z's. you need two sets of scrabble to play that word. 

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january 1st 2021

i am stupid

nothing new here

Define stupid, and who are you comparing yourself to?

Since I'm too lazy to make my own journal I'm putting my thought here. Sometimes I feel like the only purpose I have on earth is to make stupid people look like a genius when I'm around, in comparison.